Bad Parking Business Cards


Have you ever walked out of a store or a restaurant only to find that the car parked next to yours has taken up half of your space? Or have you ever seen someone park their car in an area designated for motorcycles, bicycles, or emergency vehicles? If so, then you’re not alone. Parking can be a real problem at times and can cause frustration and inconvenience to others. However, there is a new trend emerging that aims to promote better parking behavior: Bad Parking Business Cards.

These cards are typically small and compact, designed to fit neatly onto the windshield of a poorly parked car. They often feature humorous or passive-aggressive messages that are intended to grab the driver’s attention and encourage them to park more considerately in the future. Some examples of these messages include “Nice parking job, Einstein” or “Next time leave room for the rest of us”.

The use of bad parking business cards is gaining popularity among those who are tired of dealing with bad parking habits. Not only do they help alleviate anger and frustration but they also serve as a gentle reminder for drivers to be more mindful when they park. So next time you encounter someone who has parked their car badly, consider leaving them a bad parking business card instead of letting your emotions get the best of you.

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Seriously, Where Did You Learn How to Drive?Seriously, Where Did You Learn How to Drive?

Simple note that looks like any other on a yellow piece of paper, and ‘taped’ to the background. Ask the person in the parking spot next to you, or someone you see out on the road, ‘Seriously, Where Did You Learn How to Drive?’ The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore!

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"Hey, You suck at parking, just ; Funny and direct, skinny style business cards, to put across your disdain for bad parking, especially by the serial offenders. Perfect card to leave on the windshield of those who double park, don’t leave enough space for you to get into your car, or park in such a way that it makes it difficult for you to move your car out of the parking.

My 103 Year Old Granny Drives Better Than YouMy 103 Year Old Granny Drives Better Than You

Just a fun note this time for the people you see out there who park poorly or if you happen to catch them driving like crap. ‘My year old granny drives better than you.’ print features a granny illustration and some crazy font. Customize the background color if you’d like. The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

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Clearly your neighbor (or random jerk) could use a reminder on parallel parking etiquette and how cars are actually able to function. Last time we checked, they move FORWARD, not SIDEWAYS. Trapping you in a parking spot is just plain rude! Tell them that if they park like that again, next time you will make sure their car can’t move AT ALL! We are totally kidding of course. : ) The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

Entire Lot Is Open - But You Park Next to MeEntire Lot Is Open – But You Park Next to Me

The entire parking lot is open, yet you had to park next to me? The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

This Is Spot - Dog Print - Taking Up Parking SpotsThis Is Spot – Dog Print – Taking Up Parking Spots

So here is this guy near it seems as if they are on a mission to collect as many parking spots as humanly possible. Whether they are parked over the line, diagonally, or making up their own as they go. Well give them a new spot! Leaving them this parking note on their windshield: ‘This is since you seem to be trying to collect as many spots as possible, I thought I would give you one more.’ The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

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"Hey, You suck at parking. I mean, really? Learn to park If I see you do this again I’m gonna key your ; Fun, funny, as well as offensive magnetic business card, to put across your disdain & a warning for bad parking, especially for the serial offenders. Perfect card to stick on the vehicles of those who double park, don’t leave enough space for you to get into your car, or park in such a way that it makes it difficult for you to move your car out of the parking.

You suck at parkingYou suck at parking

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A card to be left on the cars of people who went to a school for the blind instead of drivers ed.

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You suck at parking cardYou suck at parking card

Have you ever seen someone using two parking spots instead of one. Or someone that parked to close to your car and you couldn’t get in? Let them know that they did a horrible parking job with this awesome and unique design for a "Hey! You suck at parking" business card. This modern and cool black/blue design is 1-sided and shows a black checkers pattern that has been torn to show a blue background.

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Using the best of British slang, this card will leave no doubt that whoever receives it is a complete knob, perfect for idiotic parking! Great for handing out an insult to whoever you think deserves the accolade. Share the insults and have a little fun with custom cards. *IMPORTANT NOTE Please delete unwanted sample text from the template if you wish to leave the custom area blank, any text present will print on the final product.

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The Problem with Bad Parking

We’ve all been there – walking out of a store or restaurant, ready to head home, only to find that the car parked next to ours has taken up half of our space. Or maybe we’ve seen someone park their car in a spot designated for motorcycles, bicycles, or emergency vehicles. These situations can cause frustration and inconvenience for others and can even lead to altercations between drivers.

Parking is a problem that affects everyone at some point or another. Whether you’re in a busy urban area or a small town, finding an open spot can be difficult. And even when you do find a spot, you may have to deal with other drivers who don’t follow the rules or aren’t mindful of others’ needs.

A New Trend Emerges: Bad Parking Business Cards

Enter Bad Parking Business Cards – a new trend that aims to promote better parking behavior through humor and passive-aggressiveness. These business cards are small and compact, designed to fit neatly onto the windshield of a poorly parked car. They often feature humorous messages that are meant to grab the driver’s attention and encourage them to park more considerately in the future.

Some examples of bad parking business card messages include:

  • Nice parking job, Einstein.

  • Did you get your license from a cereal box?

  • Congratulations. You’ve won the Worst Park Job award.

  • Next time leave room for the rest of us.

  • Hey champ. You parked like a pro.

While these messages may seem harsh at first glance, they are intended to be lighthearted reminders for drivers who may not realize they are causing problems with their parking habits.

The Benefits of Using Bad Parking Business Cards

The use of bad parking business cards is gaining popularity among those who are tired of dealing with bad parking habits. Here are some benefits:

  1. Alleviates anger and frustration: Instead of getting angry or upset when encountering a poorly parked car, leaving a bad parking business card allows you to express your feelings in a humorous way.

  2. Serves as a gentle reminder: The message on the card may cause the driver to reflect on their parking habits and be more mindful in the future. It’s a non-confrontational way to encourage better behavior.

  3. Promotes community awareness: If more people start using bad parking business cards, it could create a sense of community awareness about the importance of considerate parking.

Types of Paper Used for Bad Parking Business Cards

While the messages on bad parking business cards are important, so is the paper they are printed on. Here are some types of paper that work well for printing these cards:

  1. Cardstock paper: This thick paper comes in various weights and is great for printing business cards. It’s durable enough to withstand being placed on car windshields and won’t tear easily.

  2. Glossy photo paper: This type of paper has a shiny finish that makes colors pop. It’s ideal for printing high-quality graphics and images.

  3. Matte photo paper: Like glossy photo paper, matte photo paper produces high-quality images but with a less reflective finish. It’s perfect for printing black-and-white designs or text-heavy cards.

Bad parking business cards are an innovative way to promote better parking behavior through humor and passive-aggressiveness. By leaving a lighthearted reminder on someone’s windshield instead of getting angry or confrontational, you can help alleviate frustration and promote community awareness about considerate parking habits. And don’t forget – choosing the right type of paper is just as important as choosing the right message.

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