Bad Parking Business Cards


Have you ever walked out of a store or a restaurant only to find that the car parked next to yours has taken up half of your space? Or have you ever seen someone park their car in an area designated for motorcycles, bicycles, or emergency vehicles? If so, then you’re not alone. Parking can be a real problem at times and can cause frustration and inconvenience to others. However, there is a new trend emerging that aims to promote better parking behavior: Bad Parking Business Cards.

These cards are typically small and compact, designed to fit neatly onto the windshield of a poorly parked car. They often feature humorous or passive-aggressive messages that are intended to grab the driver’s attention and encourage them to park more considerately in the future. Some examples of these messages include “Nice parking job, Einstein” or “Next time leave room for the rest of us”.

The use of bad parking business cards is gaining popularity among those who are tired of dealing with bad parking habits. Not only do they help alleviate anger and frustration but they also serve as a gentle reminder for drivers to be more mindful when they park. So next time you encounter someone who has parked their car badly, consider leaving them a bad parking business card instead of letting your emotions get the best of you.

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Funny Bad Driver Bad Parking NoteFunny Bad Driver Bad Parking Note

Simple note that looks like any other on a yellow piece of paper, and ‘taped’ to the background. Ask the person in the parking spot next to you, or someone you see out on the road, ‘Seriously, Where Did You Learn How to Drive?’ The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore!

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Isn’t it just great when you get that incoherent parking note left on your car? When you are not sure it is even or even worse, you spend minutes trying to just figure out what on earth it says?!?! Enter the ‘Why you bad park? No ticket! I have for son dealer plate! You ok? Screw you guy! OKAY! Park on my privates again? NO!! – Bad Park You.’ parking note. No it doesn’t make sense, and that is part of the fun! Pass on the crazy person and give to someone who parked horribly next to you. The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

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Funny Bad Driver Parking Note. That moment when someone is parked so far over the line in your car’s parking spot that you have to assume they are trying to fight you for it. Or maybe you two have just squared off in that parking lot moment where you are both going for the same spot. You know what we the dance where you each think you got there Whichever situation it is, enter the Banana Duel parking note: ‘I see you are prepared to fight for my parking spot! I shall fight you to the death! Ok, not really, but stop parking so bad!!’ The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

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Whether you are stuck driving next to them on the road, or they are just the worst parker ever (insert your own issue, parked over the line, diagonally, in an imaginary spot, etc.), here is a parking note for that person. ‘Do everyone a favor and take a taxi from now on.’ Let them know they are so bad at driving that we would all be much safer on the road if they weren’t driving themselves around. The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

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Here is a funny little parking note for the idiots who think you need to share a parking spot with them. “Toddlers have a hard time staying in the lines too. Maybe if you practice coloring it will help teach you how to park.” Coloring book print. The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

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Just a fun note this time for the people you see out there who park poorly or if you happen to catch them driving like crap. ‘My year old granny drives better than you.’ print features a granny illustration and some crazy font. Customize the background color if you’d like. The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

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Whether you are stuck driving next to them on the road, or they are just the worst parker ever (insert your own issue, parked over the line, diagonally, in an imaginary spot, etc.), here is a parking note for that person. ‘Do everyone a favor and take a taxi from now on.’ Let them know they are so bad at driving that we would all be much safer on the road if they weren’t driving themselves around. The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

Funny Bad Driver Bad Parking NoteFunny Bad Driver Bad Parking Note

Clearly your neighbor (or random jerk) could use a reminder on parallel parking etiquette and how cars are actually able to function. Last time we checked, they move FORWARD, not SIDEWAYS. Trapping you in a parking spot is just plain rude! Tell them that if they park like that again, next time you will make sure their car can’t move AT ALL! We are totally kidding of course. : ) The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

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The entire parking lot is open, yet you had to park next to me? The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

Funny Bad Driver Bad Parking NoteFunny Bad Driver Bad Parking Note

So here is this guy near it seems as if they are on a mission to collect as many parking spots as humanly possible. Whether they are parked over the line, diagonally, or making up their own as they go. Well give them a new spot! Spot the dog! Leaving them this parking note on their windshield: ‘This is since you seem to be trying to collect as many spots as possible, I thought I would give you one more.’ The perfect little gift to leave on the windshield for that person who just doesn’t know how to park, is inconsiderate, or has no concept of personal space. Enter parking notes from Drivin’ Me Nuts! Funny little gifts for your friends, new drivers, or just to keep in the glove box of your own car for the parking fails you come across. No need to write a handwritten note anymore! See more options from Drivin’ Me Nuts!

Sarcastic Parking TrophySarcastic Parking Trophy

This sarcastic gold parking trophy award for the 1st place winner if the world’s worst parking job would be a funny way to make a point about someone’s terrible parking job. The back “You suck at parking!! and Learn to drive!” text is customizable, along with the backfround color.

Badlands, South DakotaBadlands, South Dakota

The beauty of the badlands is captured in this color photo taken during our visit to the Badlands National Park in South Dakota. Colorful bands of rock strata can be seen in the eroding buttes, pinnacles and spires of the rugged landscape. National grasslands of mixed-grass prairie, can be seen in the foreground. The green of a grassy plateau, near the top of the rocky outcropping, completes the panoramic view, in the distance; while the sun, low in the sky, fills the crevasses with deep shadows. It was a beautiful day with mostly a clear blue sky. Color Photography by DeborahLynne, using a digital camera.

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World’s Worst Parker Bad Parking Award Certificate Cards. Give that lousy bad parker a special award certificates business cards for the world’s worst parkers with fully customizable text: “World’s Worst Parker”, “This is to certify that”, “The driver of this Vehicle”, “is the lousiest parker in the world. Please change your behaviour!”. These funny bad parking diploma cards are fully customizable, add your text(s) and images!

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Using the best of British slang, this card will leave no doubt that whoever receives it is a complete knob, perfect for idiotic parking! Great for handing out an insult to whoever you think deserves the accolade. Share the insults and have a little fun with custom cards. *IMPORTANT NOTE Please delete unwanted sample text from the template if you wish to leave the custom area blank, any text present will print on the final product.

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“Bad Parking” cards are typically humorous or sarcastic notes that people leave on improperly parked vehicles.

The Problem with Bad Parking

We’ve all been there – walking out of a store or restaurant, ready to head home, only to find that the car parked next to ours has taken up half of our space. Or maybe we’ve seen someone park their car in a spot designated for motorcycles, bicycles, or emergency vehicles. These situations can cause frustration and inconvenience for others and can even lead to altercations between drivers.

Parking is a problem that affects everyone at some point or another. Whether you’re in a busy urban area or a small town, finding an open spot can be difficult. And even when you do find a spot, you may have to deal with other drivers who don’t follow the rules or aren’t mindful of others’ needs.

A New Trend Emerges: Bad Parking Business Cards

Enter Bad Parking Business Cards – a new trend that aims to promote better parking behavior through humor and passive-aggressiveness. These business cards are small and compact, designed to fit neatly onto the windshield of a poorly parked car. They often feature humorous messages that are meant to grab the driver’s attention and encourage them to park more considerately in the future.

Some examples of bad parking business card messages include:

  • Nice parking job, Einstein.

  • Did you get your license from a cereal box?

  • Congratulations. You’ve won the Worst Park Job award.

  • Next time leave room for the rest of us.

  • Hey champ. You parked like a pro.

While these messages may seem harsh at first glance, they are intended to be lighthearted reminders for drivers who may not realize they are causing problems with their parking habits.

The Benefits of Using Bad Parking Business Cards

The use of bad parking business cards is gaining popularity among those who are tired of dealing with bad parking habits. Here are some benefits:

  1. Alleviates anger and frustration: Instead of getting angry or upset when encountering a poorly parked car, leaving a bad parking business card allows you to express your feelings in a humorous way.

  2. Serves as a gentle reminder: The message on the card may cause the driver to reflect on their parking habits and be more mindful in the future. It’s a non-confrontational way to encourage better behavior.

  3. Promotes community awareness: If more people start using bad parking business cards, it could create a sense of community awareness about the importance of considerate parking.

Types of Paper Used for Bad Parking Business Cards

While the messages on bad parking business cards are important, so is the paper they are printed on. Here are some types of paper that work well for printing these cards:

  1. Cardstock paper: This thick paper comes in various weights and is great for printing business cards. It’s durable enough to withstand being placed on car windshields and won’t tear easily.

  2. Glossy photo paper: This type of paper has a shiny finish that makes colors pop. It’s ideal for printing high-quality graphics and images.

  3. Matte photo paper: Like glossy photo paper, matte photo paper produces high-quality images but with a less reflective finish. It’s perfect for printing black-and-white designs or text-heavy cards.

Bad parking business cards are an innovative way to promote better parking behavior through humor and passive-aggressiveness. By leaving a lighthearted reminder on someone’s windshield instead of getting angry or confrontational, you can help alleviate frustration and promote community awareness about considerate parking habits. And don’t forget – choosing the right type of paper is just as important as choosing the right message.

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