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Fantastic Options for Funny Business Cards

We have plenty of great options for funny business cards. If you’re looking for the unique designs that will make you business stand out these cards are for you.

Painter & Decorator | Interior and Exterior DIYPainter & Decorator | Interior and Exterior DIY

Funny handy man business cards for a painter and decorator to advertise their business. All text can be personalized.

Funny Informal Joke Call me when you're sober BoldFunny Informal Joke Call me when you're sober Bold

Stand out from the crowd with our funny business card. Featuring the cheeky saying “Call me when you’re sober,” this business card is sure to get a laugh from anyone who reads it. The card is printed on high-quality stock and has a sleek, professional finish. It’s the perfect way to show off your sense of humor and make a memorable impression at networking events or meetings. Plus, the compact size means you can easily carry it with you wherever you go. Whether you’re a bartender, a party planner, or just someone with a great sense of humor, this business card is sure to be a hit. Get yours today and let the good times roll!

Funny Out Of Business RetirementFunny Out Of Business Retirement

Grey Funny Out Of Business Retirement Business Card.

Funny  Magnet with Happy Yellow DuckFunny Magnet with Happy Yellow Duck

Funny Magnetic Business Cards with Yellow Duck Playful Wink Happy Smile Cartoon Drawing and Text – Choose / Add Your Unique Text / Font / Color – Make Your Special Gift – Resize and move or remove and add elements / image with Customization tool ! – Drawing and Design by MIGNED. You can also transfer my designs to more than Zazzle products. Smile – Be Happy 🙂

Funny Out Of Business RetirementFunny Out Of Business Retirement

Funny Out Of Business Retirement Business Card

Hey I Just Met You | Fun Yellow Dating Call MeHey I Just Met You | Fun Yellow Dating Call Me

A simple stylish fun dating retro design business card with modern and handwritten script typography monogram with a dual tone color scheme in shades of yellow. The text can easily be personalized to make a design as unique as you are! The perfect trendy bespoke design for a single guy or girl! The slogan features song lyrics from Carly Rae Jepsen’s song “Call me Maybe”.

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Cat Sitter Cute Colorful Funny Kittens Cats VetsCat Sitter Cute Colorful Funny Kittens Cats Vets

Check out these cute colorful funny cats! drawn by me. Makes a great business card for cat sitters, vets, pet psychics, catnip treat makers, and more! Check my shop for more or let me know if you’d like something custom.

A Simple Hello | Bold and Modern Typography SquareA Simple Hello | Bold and Modern Typography Square

These whimsical and super stylish business cards say simply “hi.” in bold, modern white text on an orange red background. Easily add your social media contact info on the back.

Cute Dog Grooming Pet ServiceCute Dog Grooming Pet Service

Cute and funny dog grooming service business card. Features a funny dog graphic in a bubble bath. Personalize this with your own name and details to make it your own.

Gentleman Frog Calling CardGentleman Frog Calling Card

Vintage Victorian etching of formally dressed gentleman frog with top hat and umbrella.

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Funny Out Of Business Retirement Business Card

Cute Dogs and Cat Pet Sitting Animal Care FunnyCute Dogs and Cat Pet Sitting Animal Care Funny

This funny pet lover’s business card features a side-eye hound dog, orange tabby cat sitting like a person, and a goofy terrier. Great for pet sitters, veterinarians, dog and cat daycare, and many more animal care professionals. Back side has a drawing of cat stretching and more space for your information. Stand out with this whimsical design that your clients will want to keep and share with friends. This colorful business card is available on assorted paper types and with regular or rounded corners.

Alternative Designs

With so many great funny business cards to choose from it can be hard finding the right one. But it helps to know that Card Bee’s catalog of business cards has something for everyone. It only takes a moment to find what you are looking for. For example we offer many different funny business cards designs, but we also have plenty of related card designs to choose from and start growing your brand. Try one of these categories.

Funny Retired Beach & Palms DIY Profession Gag Vs2Funny Retired Beach & Palms DIY Profession Gag Vs2

Are you retired or retiring soon? This beach and palm trees gag card is great to hand out to friends and family at parties or at work to let them know the big day has arrived. Works well for any profession. Great for Interior Designers, Consultants, Lawyers, Corporate Professionals, Realtors, Sales Associates, Estate Planners and more. Customize with any funny info you can dream up. Blue and black text, version 2.

Adorable Pet Face Animal Salon Spa Care Hospital SquareAdorable Pet Face Animal Salon Spa Care Hospital Square

These cute business cards would be great for any pet related service/occupation. Easily add your details by clicking on the “personalize this template” option.

Dog and Cat Pet Sitting Cute Animal Care Funny   MagnetDog and Cat Pet Sitting Cute Animal Care Funny Magnet

A fun magnetic business card for your pet care business! This colorful design features cute dogs and a lovable tuxedo cat. Perfect for dog walkers, trainers, pet sitters, veterinarians, pet day care services and more. Make a memorable impression with a cool magnetic card your clients will want to keep and display on their fridge for easy access to your phone number.

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Funny Out Of Business Pink Retirement Business Card

Love Ducks | Funny Cartoon Couple | WingmanLove Ducks | Funny Cartoon Couple | Wingman

Ducks in Love Business Card. A simple template to fill out with your contact information and address. Colors and fonts are all fully customizable. Available in a variety of paper choices and choose between standard corners or modern rounded corners. With these whimsical duck business cards you’re sure to leave a positive impression! Visit Jenn’s Doodle World for even more original animal designs.

Modern Cream Marble Funny Cool Pizza Tattoo Artist SquareModern Cream Marble Funny Cool Pizza Tattoo Artist Square

These cool business cards would be perfect for tattoo artist / salon. Easily add your own name and other info by clicking on the “personalize this template” option. If you need help with personalization or have design related questions, please do not hesitate to contact us.

Funny Business Cards: Make A Memorable Impression With This Small Powerhouse

The Guinness World Record for the largest business card was set in 2015 and measured 91 feet long by 51 feet wide (27.7 m x 15.5 m).

Due to their ability to condense an individual’s character, knowledge, and contact information into a convenient medium, name cards remain relevant. These little, oblong objects offer a stage for artistic creativity while maintaining a professional air, serving as portable containers for both people and businesses.

Business cards are physical representations of an individual’s unique style and create enduring visual impressions on those who receive them. Whether they feature a simple design and bold typography or vibrant colors that resonate with the character of a brand, funny business cards serve as tangible expressions of an individual’s unique style.

In addition, company cards are more than just basic tools for communication; they also act as entrances to potential professional opportunities. In the midst of a high-tech age, unveiling a carefully constructed card reflects steadfastness and credibility. Providing prospective clients or business partners with evidence that exemplifies your credibility and loyalty to your field of expertise is a valuable asset. Every interaction presents an opportunity for building new partnerships, fostering collaborations, or even receiving employment propositions – all due to your proactive approach of keeping your information readily accessible.

In a society continuously shaped by advancements in technology, the importance of building professional connections and connectivity is undeniable in modern-day society. The introduction of electronic mail, on the other hand, has unquestionably brought about a transformation in the way that information is transmitted. This much is indisputable. Unfortunately, the expansion of information sources has also promoted a condition known as overload of information. This unfortunate happening takes place when individuals are overwhelmed with an overwhelming flood of electronic mail on a consistent basis, which leads to the regrettable result of important messages being accidentally disregarded or completely slipped from recollection. This phenomenon takes place when individuals are inundated with an overwhelming flood of electronic mail on a consistent basis. In contrast, business cards are a invaluable resource when exploring the vast virtual landscape because they provide a physical representation of important personal connections. Having a physical card that can be displayed on notice boards or folded up in a wallet means that people’s contact information is always at their fingertips, without the need to search through their inboxes.

Business contacts also function as a bridge between those who value face-to-face interactions and those who value digital communication. Additionally, contact cards serve those who value face-to-face meetings while also accommodating those who value online communication. Amidst the constantly changing global business world we are currently living in, where business flows seamlessly across borders and diverse cultures intertwine, these short brochures serve as invaluable cultural ambassadors. They have an remarkable capacity for making an impression that lasts, one that is unrestricted by language and technological limits. With an amazing gift, they can create a permanent effect that goes beyond the boundaries of communication and technological boundaries.

Tangible Reminders That Strengthen Brand Identity And Increase Engagement With Prospective Leads

Women need to emphasize their individuality and highlight their accomplishments in the workplace. Feminine cards for business provide an amazing chance to achieve exactly that. By carefully selecting the ideal design elements, colors, and fonts, women can create business cards that not only showcase their personal style but also communicate professionalism and confidence. Whether you opt for a soft pastel selection or striking floral patterns, remember that your business card is a effective tool to make a permanent impression. So go ahead, embrace your femininity, and let your business cards become an extension of your true self in the professional arena.

Prospective clients or associates within your sector will readily recognize the significance you place on professionalism when you invest ample time and effort into carefully selecting unique impactful business cards. Additionally, this will contribute to a favorable impact on the people involved. Operating as a clear representation of one’s career-based persona, the carefully organized professional portfolio effectively enhances and reinforces the carefully curated personal brand image that individuals have meticulously forged.

Merging Perspectives

It would be foolish to ignore or minimize the important influence that comes from combining cutting-edge printing techniques with premium raw materials. By leveraging top-notch paper stock selections, incorporating eye-catching finishes like embossing or foil stamping, and even experimenting with out-of-the-box shapes, you can enhance the overall perception of expertise and distinctiveness linked to your brand.

Ruminate on those particular artistic choices in creating, which aptly communicate and encapsulate your firm’s unique corporate branding blueprint. Maintaining coherence between the chosen colors, typefaces, and imagery and the accepted standards within your respective field cannot be emphasized enough. To promote enhanced consolidation of your brand recognition, it is important to establish a cohesive visual identity that remains constant across all marketing materials.

In light of the tedious task of selecting business cards, it quickly becomes evident and crucial that one’s choice of the best material becomes one of the most critical determinations. This is because the choice of material is one of the factors that most affects the final product. To assure longevity and mitigate environmental impact, it is vital to adopt a mindful approach by selecting durable materials like high-quality cardstock or environmentally-responsible substitutes. The act of personally accepting a carefully crafted card enables one to establish deep connections with those who are lucky to be bestowed upon it, provoking profound emotional responses and leaving a lasting impact on their lives.

It is of the utmost importance to fully recognize and comprehend the exceptional value that is ingrained in fitness business cards, which extends far beyond their physicality as a straightforward paper medium. Contrarily to popular belief, these tools should not be considered mere networking tools. In reality, they are influential instruments that have the potential to unlock doors leading towards promising prospects if carefully crafted and distributed thoughtfully. Grasp the significance of this incredibly advantageous occasion to completely shape an fascinating presentation of yourself, consistently leaving an lasting mark whenever you hand out your business card.

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Paper Types

Here is a list of available paper types. Each paper type has its own unique qualities that deliver amazing results for your marketing efforts. Choose the style that best suites your needs and make the opportunities you deserve.

All paper types are made in the US unless otherwise stated.

  1. Standard Matte
      » 17.5 pt thickness — 120 lb weight — 324 GSM
      » Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture.
      » Made and printed in the USA
     
  2. Standard Semi-Gloss
      » 16 pt thickness — 150 lb weight — 400 GSM
      » Bright white, semi-gloss finish
      » 50% recycled content
      » FSC certified
      » Paper imported from Italy;
     
  3. Signature UV Gloss
      » 18 pt thickness — 325 GSM
      » Bright white, high-gloss finish
      » UV coating adds an additional layer of protection
      » Made and printed in the USA
     
  4. Signature UV Matte
      » 6 pt thickness — 130 lb weight — 352 GSM
      » Cream white, matte finish
      » Made with 30% post consumer fiber
      » Paper is easy to write on and won’t smudge
      » FSC certified; made with 100% green electricity
      » Made and printed in the USA
     
  5. Signature Cream
      » 21 pt thickness — 325 GSM
      » Bright white, velvety soft silk finish
      » Premium laminate finish adds an additional layer of protection
      » Made and printed in the USA
     
  6. Premium Silk
      » 16 pt thickness — 130 lb weight — 352 GSM
      » Solar white, uncoated linen finish
      » Embossed texture adds depth and refinement
      » Made with 30% post consumer fiber
      » FSC certified; made with 100% green electricity
      » Made and printed in the USA
     
  7. Premium Linen
      » 16 pt thickness — 130 lb weight — 352 GSM
      » Solar white, uncoated linen finish
      » Embossed texture adds depth and refinement
      » Made with 30% post consumer fiber
      » FSC certified; made with 100% green electricity
      » Made and printed in the USA
     
  8. Premium Pearl
      » 16 pt thickness — 130 lb weight — 350 GSM
      » Soft white, coated shimmer finish
      » Adds an elegant subtle sheen
      » FSC certified
      » Paper imported from Italy; printed in the USA
     
  9. Premium Kraft
      » Kraft, smooth and refined vellum finish
      » Printed with a white underlayer to help color pop
      » Made with 30% post consumer fiber
      » FSC certified; made with 100% green electricity
     
  10. Premium Grey
      » 16 pt thickness — 130 lb weight — 352 GSM
      » Neutral grey, smooth finish
      » Printed with a white underlayer to help color pop
      » Made with 30% post consumer fiber
      » FSC certified; Made with 100% green electricity
      » Made and printed in the USA
     
  11. Premium Black
      » 16 pt thickness — 130 lb weight — 352 GSM
      » Deep black, smooth finish
      » Printed with a white underlayer to help color pop
      » Made with 30% post consumer fiber
      » FSC certified; made with 100% green electricity
      » Made and printed in the USA
     
  12. Premium Thick
      » 32 pt thickness — 240 lb weight — 650 GSM
      » Light white, uncoated matte finish with an eggshell texture
      » Paper is easy to write on and won’t smudge
      » Made and printed in the USA
      » Not available for rounded corner option

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